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Business
Meeting
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Gail Antoine presiding
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Regular
Club Meeting
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Toastmaster
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Dan Sizemore (Olympic Facts)
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Word
of the Day
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herculean-
powerful, strong, hard to do, difficult, exhausting
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Ribbon
for best use:
Millie Tannen
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Table
Topics
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John Burton (What's Next For Television)
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What event would you like to see for an Olympic sport? (1:17)
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Give us your commercial intro for the next reality TV show (1:30)
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Give us your pitch for the next info-mercial for a new gadget (1:41)
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Jackie Pease
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Give us your sales pitch for your new easy money program (1:50)
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()
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Speakers
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Danny Pritchard
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Saving money the Green Way (14:14)
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Millie Tannen
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O.P.D. (Obsessive Paper Dysfunction) ()
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Area 62 Governor -DCP program (7:28)
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General Evaluator
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Gopinath Venkatachalam
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Evaluators
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Vineetha Luke (2:20)
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Larry Jones (1:54)
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Educational
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Miscellaneous
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Guest
Comments
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Joke
Meister
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Brijesh Nayyar (The policeman and the Driver)
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A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine. Here's the owner' card. The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; there is no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the liar told you I was speeding, too
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Announcements
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Please note the Table topic participants were guests:
#1. Jimmy Millhollin
#2. Linda D.
#3. Karyn Phillips (Area Governor)
Speaker #3 - Karyn Phillips
Speaker # 1 Danny Pritchard Actual Time - 14:14
Table Topic Winner - Jimmy Millhollin
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Attendance
16 members and
4 guests
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Presiding
Officer
Gail Antoineadjourned
the meeting with a decidedly Presidential flourish at approximately
9:08 AM
Another
great meeting and a good time was had by all!
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