Toast Of Jax Toastmasters
District 84 - Division F - Area 62 - Club 3397
Member's News and Notes

CurrentWeek

February 20, 2010

Award Corner

Best Speaker

Millie Tannen

Best Evaluator

Vineetha Luke

Table Topics

Word of Day

Millie Tannen

 

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JCP Press

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Florida Times Union

 

 

 

Business Meeting

Gail Antoine presiding

Regular Club Meeting

 

 

Toastmaster

Dan Sizemore (Olympic Facts)

 

Word of the Day

herculean- powerful, strong, hard to do, difficult, exhausting

 

 

Ribbon for best use:  Millie Tannen

 

Table Topics

John Burton (What's Next For Television)

 

What event would you like to see for an Olympic sport? (1:17)

 

Give us your commercial intro for the next reality TV show (1:30)

 

Give us your pitch for the next info-mercial for a new gadget (1:41)

 

Jackie Pease

Give us your sales pitch for your new easy money program (1:50)

 

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Speakers

 

 

Danny Pritchard

Saving money the Green Way (14:14)

 

Millie Tannen

O.P.D. (Obsessive Paper Dysfunction) ()

 

Area 62 Governor -DCP program (7:28)

 

General Evaluator

Gopinath Venkatachalam

 

Evaluators

Vineetha Luke (2:20)

 

 

Larry Jones (1:54)

 

 

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Educational

 

Miscellaneous

 

 

Guest Comments

 

 

1. Returning guest Sivakumal Subramanian - plans to join 2. Linda D. - Good meeting. Speech content was good. 3. Jimmy Millhollin - Enjoyable meeting. Taking good ideas from TOJ to his home club. 4. Karyn Phillips (Area 62 Governor)- I am amazed at how early the meeting begins yet the club members have great enthusiasm. The meetings are of good quality and this is a quality club. Also taking good ideas back to her club.

 

Joke Meister

Brijesh Nayyar (The policeman and the Driver)

 

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Who's car is this? Driver: It's mine. Here's the owner' card. The driver owned the car. Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it. Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; there is no body. Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the liar told you I was speeding, too

 

Announcements

 

 

Please note the Table topic participants were guests: #1. Jimmy Millhollin #2. Linda D. #3. Karyn Phillips (Area Governor) Speaker #3 - Karyn Phillips Speaker # 1 Danny Pritchard Actual Time - 14:14 Table Topic Winner - Jimmy Millhollin

Attendance   16 members and 4 guests

Presiding Officer Gail Antoineadjourned the meeting with a decidedly Presidential flourish at approximately 9:08 AM

Another great meeting and a good time was had by all!

 

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